"Does anyone have a long piece of string?" - Olivia
"AAAH TREEE!!!" - Rachel
Josh: Rick Santorum should not be president because he is a religious zealot. He is the only presidential candidate to have an opinion on anal sex!
Rachel: The only one with a PUBLIC opinion.
"Ugh! This air bed doesn't fit in my ear!" -Elliot
"It was something about sticking feathers on a tiny T-Rex and making it lay eggs." -Joseph
"Thats Hilare." - Cameron, Sofia, et Rachel
"What you pull out of the hat depends on the size of said hat." -Rachel F
"Rapey Alien!" -Sam, Sofia, et Rachel
Chow: Your Presbyterian.
Josh: No, I'm not. I'm Jewish.
Chow: Yes you are! You're vegetarian but you eat fish!
Josh: Thats Pescetarian.
11/??/11 - We were talking about what movies were backwards.
"Did you know if you watch nascar backwards its the same thing as watching it forwards?" -Rachel
Olivia Quotes: These vary in date.
"Your sitar is gonna go play tennis now."
Rachel: You just spit on me.
Olivia: Oh sorry. Its a side effect of racism.
^she actually said braces, but I heard Racism.
Rachel: I have twin cousins that I can't tell apart.
Olivia: Half my family is asian.
"Damn you Indians and your immunity to pressure points!!!" -Justin
"How about 'my room is a black hole for all things crap'?" -Rachel F
"Its not scientifically correct, but i geuss that'll work." -Biz
"I drink as a hobby. Wait...never mind..." -Rachel F
"Im friends with the kind of people who own wands and pee in pools." -Alison P
i feel the need to say that if any of you are at all like me, you may be confused by who this Rachel F is. Its me. The rambler. The reason so many of the quotes are from this "Rachel F" person is because i happen to be around myself more than anybody else. And because i say some pretty stupid things. Because i have to admit: i'm not always completely there.
8/26/11 - take note: i said this while staring at the ceiling.
"My mind is black. I mean blank. Well, black too. Well actually, its more ceiling colored." -Rachel F
"If you die twice, do you dice?" -Rachel F
Camp (exact date unknown)
"I love how bubbles are so pretty and random until they die." -Rachel M
"Stop signing me! Its wierd!" -Rachel F
"She said old. Not drunk." -Rachel F
"Urinals confuse me" -Lauren H
"Are there even any Jews in China?" -Lauren H
"Red is deep." -Lauren H
"I wanna pee in a urinal!" -Lauren H
"Only on tuesdays!" -Lauren H
Cooper: "What day of the month is it?
(Ahh Laur-Laur. Sometimes i wonder about you....)
"Herro guvna!" -Biz
"Its an old man! It has a beard! O wait, its a cow." -Rachel F
"I AM A FREAKIN MERMAID" -Rachel F
"I can't go right now. I have no clothes." -Sarah W
"Well there certainly are a lot of people walking around with bananas." -Rachel F
"What just came out of his mouth...his balls???" -Rachel F
"My bus driver went on a business trip to the bus expo. 'This ones nice! its yellow!!!!'" - Biz
"We da bombs. The F-BOMBS!!!!" -Aniyah
"Sorry. I'm having trouble turning corners today." -Sarah M.
"We be baby hobos!" -Aniyah
Okay, so that quote was actually from a while ago. But i never got around to posting it. So its today's quote!
"So how much do you get laid? .... I mean Paid! That sounded bad didn't it?" -Charlie
"That is a demested smiley face!" - Rachel F
"OWW! Apparently the door was open." - Rachel F