Movie Quotes in Real Situations

"Whats your favorite color?"
"Blue. No green. Aaaah!"

"Whats the meaning of life?"
"42."

"I think were lost."
"I told you the restaurant was on the other side of the universe."

"I just finished taking a shower."
"HE'S GOT A TOWEL! AAAH!!!!!"

"How do you fix that?"
"Take this thy holy hand grenade..."

"Lets take a shortcut through the forest."
"We'll never survive!"
"Nonsense! You only say that because no one ever has!"

"Dang! My phone is dead!"
"Only mostly dead!"

"Hay can I have your piece of cheesecake?" (if anyone actually asked me this question, I would probably maul them.)
"MY PRECIOUS!!!!!"